catie-does-things:

Sometimes I forget that Julie Andrews is an actress and not the ruler of a small European principality.

  • what I said: read this book it's really good
  • what I meant: for the love of God please read this I need friends who understand my pain I need someone to talk about it with that hasn't heard all my opinions a billion times please I am begging you
riceisholy:

Note to self: crying doesn’t make you weak

riceisholy:

Note to self: crying doesn’t make you weak

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank.

[caboosium]

shouldnt:

please enjoy this ostrich skiing

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funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

  • me: *is a lil lonely*
  • *favorite character appears*
  • me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*

chocolatequeennk:

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

 A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

"I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

pink-talisman:

getting that thing in the mail likeimage

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When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question

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