We all know that feeling, vending machine
I want to know why
Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
its 2014 please tip your fucking waitresses
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
"sir we don’t serve that"
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
do you ever wonder who Tumblr is recommending you to? like, who out there did they decide would benefit from following you? it feels like an audition I didn’t prepare for. what if they pick a post you wouldn’t want to represent you? like, no, no, that’s my bad side, use this one instead, please.
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though